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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4385 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 8911 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 78 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.
But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!