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Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

CraftySpain Minecraft Server

$2.8 billion prize, big prize, centuries-old, Christmas jackpot, Christmas lottery, Christmas tradition, CraftySpain, fat lottery, festive season, hefty prize, holiday jackpot, holiday tradition, holiday winnings, jackpot, lottery winner, lucky winner, Minecraft, Server, spain, Spain lottery, Spanish lottery, Spanish tradition, tradition

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2512
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3177	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Towns Built:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Leftover Freeze Fun

avoid tossing food, Buying, consumers, Dent, edible food, Extend, extend shelf life, food waste, FREEZE, FREEZER, frozen items, Fun, holiday leftovers, home freezing, Leftover, leftovers, Link, national survey, shelf life, study, survey data, throw away, US tendency

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

2LIFE – DIE Meows Minecraft server

12 hours, 2 lives, Adventure, Ban, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Explore, Friendly, Game, Minecraft, Players, Respect, rules, Server, Share, valuable, Vanilla, world

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Void Armor Forged:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crops Grown:	1380	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

✨ Welcome to the Vanilla+ server, where an exciting adventure awaits you!

-You only have 2 lives! Is life valuable?

– If you lose all lives, you will be banned for 12 hours. So play it safe!

? World size: 3000×3000 blocks – explore, build and create!

? Basic rules:

– NO PRIVATE – share the world with other players!

– NO NECK – respect the work of other players!

– NO CHEATS – fair game for everyone!

Join us and enjoy the game in our friendly community! ?✨

91.186.217.133

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, ACADEMIC, adult entertainment, adult films, attention-grabbing, dual-use porn, educational content, Entertainment, eye contact, informative, learning, Lecture, MysticCraft, non-nude content, nudity, Outfit, Provocative, provocative attire, Realms, Sensual, softcore porn, studying, visual stimulation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Crops Grown:	8869	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

Exotic, exotic weapons, fantasy weapons, game design, game development, game features, Game Mechanics, game weapons, Gaming, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, sci-fi weapons, smp, unique weapons, video games, weapon, weapon arsenal, weapon collection, weapon customization., weapon diversity, weapon options, weapon roster, weapon selection, weapon variety

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8944
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	94
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Votes:	4453	Void Armor Forged:	30

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2892
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3721	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	180
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Star Shards Collected:	192
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Animals Bred:	166
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	281186	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Players:	92/800	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0