GirlPowerGamer Minecraft SMP

discrimination, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, GirlPowerGamer, hate, Hate Speech, internet culture, invaluable, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in society, online forums, POL, sexism, smp, Social Issues, society, toxic masculinity, trolling, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	171
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty easy to follow).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of the jungle. They decided to take a leap of faith and jump through, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. It was like nothing they had ever seen before, and they knew they had found their new home.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires, whether it’s a towering castle made entirely of diamonds or a rollercoaster that defies the laws of physics. And if you ever get bored of building, you can always join in on one of our epic server-wide events, like the annual Ender Dragon race or the underwater treasure hunt.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of why /pol/ hates women (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly jealous of their building skills).

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crops Grown:	2331	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchantments Applied:	143	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7245
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Emeralds Found:	869	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Potions Brewed:	76
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Items Found:	1848
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	213	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Towns Built:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	265	Ores Mined:	6337
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!