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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3645 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3569 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of the jungle. They decided to take a leap of faith and jump through, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. It was like nothing they had ever seen before, and they knew they had found their new home.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires, whether it’s a towering castle made entirely of diamonds or a rollercoaster that defies the laws of physics. And if you ever get bored of building, you can always join in on one of our epic server-wide events, like the annual Ender Dragon race or the underwater treasure hunt.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of why /pol/ hates women (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly jealous of their building skills).
