GirlLuvrMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	7559
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	242
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9781
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	167
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5523	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Farms Harvested:	173	Ores Mined:	512
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Void Gems Collected:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Items Found:	1613
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	587	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mines Excavated:	3833
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ores Mined:	2542
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	4000
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Potions Brewed:	65
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	1779
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Players:	101/700	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	36