ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/600	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Farms Harvested:	423	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Potions Brewed:	96
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/300	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9705	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	9444	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2377
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Votes:	2245
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/200	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/400	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	876
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	98	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/100	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Votes:	3456	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mines Excavated:	3326
Potions Brewed:	109	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

american democracy, authoritarianism, current events, Democracy, executive branch, feelings, Government, leadership, Messaging, Minecraft, MonarchMania, Monarchy, opinion, Political Climate, political messaging, power dynamics, president, presidential behavior, public perception, smp, united states, us politics, White House

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	2577
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

CraftyFiredGrocerySavings

business strategy, company profitability, consumer prices, corporate restructuring, cost management, cost reduction, Cost savings, CraftyFiredGrocerySavings, downsizing, economic impact, employee termination, financial decisions, firing, grocery prices, job cuts, labor expenses, Layoffs, market competition, supply chain, unemployment, workforce reduction

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/100	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where firing people left and right is the key to lowering grocery prices! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a quest to make the most ridiculous economic decisions in the virtual world.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and wacky adventures, like firing entire villages of villagers just to see if it affects the price of bread. Who knew that unemployment could be so hilarious?

But that’s not all! We also have a mini-game where you can play as a corporate CEO and compete against other players to see who can make the most absurd decisions to save money. Will you fire your entire staff just to cut costs on office supplies? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and prepare to laugh your way through the most nonsensical economic theories you’ve ever heard. Who knew that firing people could be so entertaining?

CraftyUkraineWarCraft

Adviser, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineWarCraft, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Lead role, military intervention, peace negotiations, political instability, resolving war, russia, sanctions, Strengthening, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

So, like, u know how the US was all like, “We got this, we gonna solve the Ukraine war”? Well, turns out they totally gave up and now Russia is all like, “Thanks for making us stronger, bro!” So, if u wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as this plot twist, then come on over! We got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we plan to take over the world (in the game, of course). Plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Russia takes over the whole server!

Light Beam Bio Fun

beam, bio, biochemistry, bioelectricity, Bioelectromagnetism, Biological systems, Biomagnetism, cellular communication, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic waves, Electrophysiology, ENERGY, Fun, health, Light, Light energy, light interaction, Light participation, Medicine, PHYSICS., research, Science, study, Technology

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LIGHT PARTICIPATION AND BIOELECTROMAGNETISM GOIN’ ON! U CAN BUILD UR OWN CRAZY ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD AND ATTRACT ALL DA MOBS TO U!

WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ THE ELECTRIC SLIDE AND ZOMBIES DOIN’ THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A BIOELECTROMAGNETIC MASTER! U WON’T FIND DIS KINDA CRAZY FUN ANYWHERE ELSE!

SO GRAB UR PICKAXE AND GET READY TO PARTY WITH THE LIGHT PARTICIPATION CREW!

Snowcraft

airships, Applied Energistics 2, Ars Nouveau, CC: Tweaked, Create, create big cannons, Curseforge, Discord, Incendium, Modpack, Nations, Nullscape, Oh The Biomes We’ve gone, Player revive, PvP, raid protections, snowcraft, Tanks, Timeless and Classics Zero, Twilight Forest, Valkyrien Skies 2, Wars

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Snowcraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Have you ever wanted to lead or join a nation and fight in epic wars with airships, tanks, and much more? Snowcraft is a Forge 1.20.1 geopolitical server designed for building nations and engaging in warfare.

Notable Mods:

Mod	Description
Valkyrien Skies 2	With Clockwork, Trackwork, Eureka
Applied Energistics 2
Ars Nouveau
CC: Tweaked
Create
Create: Big Cannons
Multiple more Create addons
The Twilight Forest
[TaCZ] Timeless and Classics Zero
Oh The Biomes We’ve gone
Incendium
Nullscape
Player revive (downed system)

How to Join:

Download the latest version of the modpack from CurseForge, launch Minecraft on 1.20.1, and join play.snowcraft.uk!

Join our Discord to stay updated and interact with other players. You can also declare your nation there for raid protections outside of wars.

FAQs:

Q: Can I join Snowcraft without the modpack?

A: No, Snowcraft requires the modpack for gameplay.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for creating nations?

A: Please refer to the server’s rules and guidelines for nation creation.

Q: Can I use custom mods on Snowcraft?

A: Custom mods are not supported on Snowcraft. Players must use the approved modpack.

Roaming Roo Feast 1.21.3

1.21.3, beat your meat sim, Cackling, clear innuendo, confession chamber, creative project, creative stuff, desk, does lots of roleplays, eats kangaroo meat, evil tyrant, feast, handcams often, Henma, manager approved, Roaming, roo, same manager, shot down, Valentine’s Day

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/700	Votes:	3068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride, where kangaroo meat is the main course and handcams are always on for your viewing pleasure. We do roleplays like the confession chamber, where you can spill your deepest secrets while mining for diamonds. Our Valentine’s Day event featured a “beat your meat” sim game, approved by our manager with a thumbnail that will make you question everything. Ame couldn’t handle our creativity because Henma is too busy being an evil tyrant, but that just adds to the chaos. Come join us for a server experience like no other!

NoBoyfriendAllowed Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, family, girls day, guests, Hosting, house size, Meeting, Minecraft, moving back, NoBoyfriendAllowed, online relationship, personal space, quality time, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, sister, toddlers, visitation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Buildings Constructed:	44	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Towns Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! Join us for a day of relaxation and fun, just like the OP’s girls day with her sisters.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of meeting your sister’s mysterious boyfriend for the first time in a safe and virtual environment. Who knows, maybe he’ll even join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

And if you’re worried about space, fear not! Our server is infinite, just like the possibilities for drama and excitement. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family reunion like never before!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

New Minecraft Servers 2025

GirlGamerEmpire420: Where girls are nice and gamers are lit 🔥 #MinecraftServer #GirlPower

SirenCraft SMP

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

SkyNectar

SkyNectar

Early Adopters

Server Links

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

DadCraft Dropout

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

CraftyFiredGrocerySavings

CraftyUkraineWarCraft

Light Beam Bio Fun

Snowcraft

Snowcraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Notable Mods:

How to Join:

FAQs:

Q: Can I join Snowcraft without the modpack?

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for creating nations?

Q: Can I use custom mods on Snowcraft?

Roaming Roo Feast 1.21.3

NoBoyfriendAllowed Minecraft Server