Girlfriend Approved Minecraft Server

APPROVED, Companionship, compatibility, DATING, Friends, friendship, getting to know, Girlfriend, introducing, long term relationship, love, meeting friends, Minecraft, partner, peer group, relationships, romance, Server, Significant Other, social circle, socializing, Support, Trust

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Zombie Dances:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Potions Brewed:	40	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and wish you had a girlfriend to show off to your friends? Well, look no further because on our server, you can find your virtual soulmate and introduce her to all your blocky buddies! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated partner to mine diamonds with?

Join our server for the chance to go on virtual dates, build a pixelated love nest, and even have a Minecraft wedding! Forget about real-life drama and relationship problems, on our server, the only drama you’ll have is deciding who gets the last enchanted golden apple.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your virtual love story! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft baby together (yes, that’s a thing on our server). Love is in the air…or maybe it’s just the scent of freshly mined ores.

FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, FrontierSMP, Loot, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1963
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

FrontierSMP Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled Port	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description: FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
Towny: A key focal point to the server, promoting and enhancing the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy with no crazy numbers.
Custom Items: Unique loot system with textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor.
PyroFishing & Farming: Favorite plugins to enjoy.
No Pay To Win: We do not support pay to win features.

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, the server is Bedrock Crossplay Enabled with port 19132 for Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is there a town system on the server?

A: Yes, the server has Towny as a key feature to enhance the gameplay experience.

Q: Is the economy balanced on the server?

A: Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to avoid extreme numbers in player balances.

Q: Can players build at spawn?

A: Yes, players can build at spawn to create shops, rail networks, or any desired structures to drive community interaction.

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Votes:	7061	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mines Excavated:	2849	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Ores Mined:	7646	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2719	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Votes:	6180
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	148
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Animals Bred:	82	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1456	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Potions Brewed:	64
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ores Mined:	8690
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271
Mines Excavated:	2322	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7513	Dragon Eggs Found:	1668
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!