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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dimension Hops: 0
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Farms Harvested: 602 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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