Girlcock Kingdom: Where Size Doesn’t Matter!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical “girlcock” – a rare and powerful item rumored to grant unlimited power to those who possess it. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter along the way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamacorns who roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Will you befriend these majestic creatures or run in terror from their sparkly hooves?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you’re not willing to suck girlcock, you might not be ready for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Divine Spears Created:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Novidium

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Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in: -Balance leaderboard, for money -Island leaderboard, for island level

Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Astopia

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Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2238
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6333	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

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I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	114
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

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ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	380044
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

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LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Row Survival

Minecraft Survival Semi-Vanilla Active Players Suggestions Mature Fun Vanilla Adventure PVP Economy Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Factions Modded Community Whitelist Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Skyrise

24/7, admin abuse, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Explore, Fight, Game, join us, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyrise, State of the art hardware, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

Join us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2 months
Version	1.21.1
Mods	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is whitelisted.
What is the average age range of players on the server?	The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
Are new players welcome?	Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun

Crafty, Fun, gender diversity, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender inclusivity, gender nonconformity, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, non-binary identities, Propaganda, smp, social justice, tranny, transgender acceptance, transgender activism, transgender advocacy, transgender community, transgender empowerment, transgender liberation, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

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Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Farms Harvested:	569	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1737	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TastyVeggieSnack

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Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	279
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	434720	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MissileCraftF16s

Allies, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense systems, F-16s, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, medium-range missiles, military aid, military assistance, MissileCraftF16s, Politico, Reports, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, Ukraine, US, weapons

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES FOR F-16s!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BLOW STUFF UP LIKE A BOSS. WHO NEEDS CREEPERS WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE?

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5414
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.