Girl Stealer Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mines Excavated:	2297	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because Mr. Steal Yo Girl is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to rescue princesses from evil dragons, duel with other players in epic PvP battles, and even steal each other’s girlfriends (virtually, of course)! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all – we have custom plugins that allow you to ride unicorns, summon rainbows, and even turn into a magical unicorn yourself. And did we mention that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a giant talking chicken?

So what are you waiting for? Join Mr. Steal Yo Girl today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to defend your girl from the dastardly players who will stop at nothing to steal her heart (and her diamonds)!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	868
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7912	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	New Chunks Explored:	528514
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	7959
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4896
Dragons Tamed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	7677	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Votes:	1602
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2732	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4099	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582