Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 27 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
Gods Slained: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 24

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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