GiraffeNerveCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so lit, even giraffes are evolving just to join in on the fun.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giraffe pops out of nowhere, wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a diamond sword. That’s right, our server is so wild even the animals are getting in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join now to witness the llama revolution firsthand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. The recurrent laryngeal nerve in giraffes approves this message!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of missing out on all the epic vtuber content because you’re too busy grinding in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is the perfect solution! Join us and never miss a single hololive stream again – we have a secret portal that connects directly to their virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that if you beat the Ender Dragon while watching a vtuber stream, you’ll unlock a special dance emote in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate holofan!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Runes Activated:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	189	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	5886

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BookWormSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5147	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Void Armor Forged:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoTalentRichFame

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	155	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

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so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Measles Vax Forever Land

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Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

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Melios SMP Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
Vanilla experience
Custom world generator
Diamond-based economy
World from March 2024
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
Can I contribute to the server events?	Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Beer Me Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	192	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8186
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyFamilyDrama

autism, BlockyFamilyDrama, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, Empathy, encouragement, family dynamics, jiu jitsu, parenting, School, self defense, Son, Support, Tactics, Understanding, verbal assault

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

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Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ores Mined:	9775
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyLaughsMC

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant spiders, hilarious pranks with exploding sheep, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a house out of diamond blocks while fending off a gang of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hezbollah HQ Raid Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up buildings like in beirut but with more explosions and less politics. we target the main hezbollah headquarters with our epic IDF strikes, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for a blast of a time and watch as we create chaos and destruction in the name of minecraft glory. who needs peace when you can have explosions? come on, join us for the ultimate thrill ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.