Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s more dysfunctional than a herd of cats on roller skates.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our resident builder accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Or how about the time our resident redstone genius built a contraption that launched players into the sky every time they tried to mine a block?

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our weekly “Pig Racing Championships” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. And don’t even get me started on our “Chicken Army War” where players battle it out using nothing but an army of clucking chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Villages Defended: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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