so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Crops Grown: 2844 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Void Gems Collected: 27 Magical Moments Shared: 14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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