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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1279 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8478 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s crazier than a kangaroo on a pogo stick! we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!
Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. They made everyone wear llama costumes and dance the llama dance for hours on end. It was a llama-pocalypse!
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join the server and help us defeat the evil llama overlords. Together, we will build a giant llama-shaped fortress and ride into battle on our trusty steeds (which may or may not be llamas).
So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Who needs Gilligan’s Island when you can have llamas, diamonds, and non-stop fun? Let’s get this party started, llama style!
