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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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