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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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