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New Minecraft Servers

Join the Ultimate Confusion: Every Block is a Lie!

Congratulations, you’ve stumbled upon the greatest Minecraft server that totally exists and doesn’t exist at the same time. Here, we redefine what it means to mine, build, and hug a creeper! Ever wondered if your reality is just a blocky illusion crafted by sentient sheep? You’re in for the ride of your life! Reality is a figment of your diamond-encrusted imagination, and it’s time to embrace the chaos!

Features That Will Explode Your Mind!

FeatureDescription
Time Travel PigRide a pig back to the pre-block era and question history!
Infinite CubesEvery block you place may not exist tomorrow. Surprise!
Sentient CobblestoneYour cobblestone might just wake up and demand tribute!
Alternate DimensionsStep through a portal and enter a dimension made entirely of cheese!
The Last CreeperMight be a friend. Might be your worst enemy. Take your chances!
Echoing VoidAll voices from your past haunt you as you mine. Welcome to nostalgia!

FAQ With Extra Confusion!

Q: How do I join the server?A: If you hear a loud crow, it’s your invitation! Just close your eyes and whisper “Minecraft is a lie.”

Q: What version are you on?A: The version of reality you’re questioning right now! Or maybe 1.16, who knows?

Q: Are there admins?A: Admins are just players wearing hats! You can’t trust someone who wears a hat!

Random Quotes from the Abyss

“Do you like men of size?”

“It’s like the world is made of thoughts rather than bricks.”

“I can taste the sky in my dreams, made of pixelated jelly.”

“I wonder if the trees are watching…”

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