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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Ores Mined: 2996
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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