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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 20 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Towns Built: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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