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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3039 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!