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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 367 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2245 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!