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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Buildings Constructed: 50
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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