Are you tired of searching for new porn gifs because sex dot com is as dead as a creeper explosion? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate alternative! We have a whole world of naughty content waiting for you to explore. From sexy pixelated villagers to scandalous sheep, you’ll never run out of new material to enjoy. And forget about Imagefap, that place is for noobs. Join our server for a truly wild and unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your diamond pickaxe, things are about to get steamy!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Love Letters Sent: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

    Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 112 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

    Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

    This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Crops Grown: 3563
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

    TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

    we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

    plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type No-griefing economy SMP
    Server Launch Date October 2018
    Pay-to-Win Store 0% pay-to-win store
    Special Features Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
    Technical Specs Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
    World Size Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I grief other players?

    No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

    2. Are there paid perks in the server?

    No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

    3. How can I claim land?

    Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

    4. What is the server difficulty level?

    The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

    5. How can I access the live map?

    Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 113 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

    Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

    Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?
    Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BrasilBrosAdventure

    BrasilBrosAdventure
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

    And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

    So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

    SantaGoneMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

    We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Ores Mined: 5275
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BlockyParentRegrets

    BlockyParentRegrets
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

    KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

    IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

    SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Villages Defended: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6731
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Nature Senses Alive

    Nature Senses Alive
    so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

    we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

    Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 163 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

    ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

    What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Dimension Hops: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

    RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

    But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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