Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to get your heart racing! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, post /a/ gifs that get you going! Who knew that pixelated blocks could be so steamy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see where the madness takes you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server

    Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

    Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?

    So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Villages Defended: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • iPhone 16 Pro Minecraft SMP Player

    iPhone 16 Pro Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of living in a world where the average person can’t even afford the latest iPhone, let alone a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you afford the iPhone 16 Pro Max, but you can also mine for diamonds like they’re going out of style!

    Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.

    But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 9518
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of Brexit in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the madness of politics by building your own virtual world where you make all the rules.

    On our server, you can create your own Brexit negotiations with other players – will you trade diamonds for emeralds or declare war over a piece of land? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any looming Brexit disasters. Stock up on supplies and prepare for the worst while enjoying some quality Minecraft gameplay.

    So why wait? Join LolBrexit today and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and ridiculous adventure in our virtual world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • >2view Italian indie Minecraft SMP

    >2view Italian indie Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of watching Italian indie films with better 3D animation than Nijisanji? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where our players are as wild as a pack of Endermen on a rampage! Join us for a chance to team up with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Diamond Diva.

    But that’s not all! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura Uruka the Redstone Wizard, Shisui Michiru the Enchanting Enchantress, and Tenma Maemi the Mining Maestro. And don’t forget about Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Princess who rules over her spud kingdom with an iron fist!

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining forces with Kaneko Lumi the Llama Lord, Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Slayer, and Jelly Hoshiumi the Slime Queen? And who can resist the fiery charm of Ember Amane, the Blaze Babe who lights up the night sky with her fiery personality?

    But wait, there’s more! Rub shoulders with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Rebel, Chisaka Airi the Ender Dragon Tamer, and Amanogawa Shiina the Skyblock Samurai. And if you’re lucky, you might even meet Himemiya Rie the Rabbit Whisperer, Erina Makina the Enderman Empress, and Komachi Panko the Chicken Chaser!

    But that’s not all folks! Join forces with Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, Eimi Isami the Endermite Exterminator, and Muu Muyu the Mob Magnet. And don’t forget about Hikanari Hina the Horse Whisperer and Saya Sairroxs the Skeleton Slaying Sorceress!

    And if that’s not enough, team up with Kannagi Loki the Llama Lover, Kokoromo Memory the Creeper Cuddler, and Gram Pico the Ghast Whisperer. And don’t miss out on Ayase Yuu the Enderman Enthusiast and Kaminari Clara the Creeper Charmer!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be more fun than a pig in a mud bath!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Game Spot – Best FF Games Ranked Minecraft SMP

    Game Spot – Best FF Games Ranked Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is like Final Fantasy VI on steroids. You’ll be battling dragons, saving princesses, and casting spells like never before.

    2. Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age has nothing on us. Our server has a unique Zodiac system where your Minecraft character’s fate is determined by the stars.

    3. Are you a fan of Blitzball in Final Fantasy X? Well, get ready for Blitzblock, our version of the underwater sport but with exploding squids!

    4. Final Fantasy VIIR may have Cloud and Sephiroth, but our server has Steve and Herobrine in an epic battle for the ages.

    5. Want to experience Final Fantasy VIIR-2 before it’s even released? Join our server and get a sneak peek at the upcoming game.

    6. Final Fantasy V is known for its job system, but on our server, you can be a professional llama tamer or a professional potato farmer.

    7. Final Fantasy VII is all about saving the world from Shinra, but on our server, you’ll be saving the world from an army of evil chickens.

    8. Final Fantasy XVI may not be out yet, but on our server, you can experience the game before it’s even announced. Talk about exclusive access!

    9. Final Fantasy VIII’s love story between Squall and Rinoa is nothing compared to the love story between our server’s two resident creepers, Bob and Sally.

    10. Final Fantasy IV is a classic, but on our server, you’ll be fighting against an army of killer bunnies led by a giant carrot boss. Trust me, it’s epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Villages Defended: 11
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • AniMine-vanilla server Minecraft server

    AniMine-vanilla server Minecraft server

    vanilla server where you can relax and just play

    we have custom generation

    good admin

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 281 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Buildings Constructed: 12

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Mirror Magic Minecraft Server

    Mirror Magic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical mirror that transported them to a parallel universe where pigs ruled the land and diamonds grew on trees. True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride giant chickens into battle while wearing banana suits. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then come join us at…uh, that one server with the working mirrorskino. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Animals Bred: 163 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP

    Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP
    Today is Kamala Harris’ birthday, and if you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll get a chance to build her a giant birthday cake made out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Kamala herself will log on to the server and thank you personally for the sweet gesture. So come join us and celebrate Kamala’s special day in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9520 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Potions Brewed: 164 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

    Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

    But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Runes Activated: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 New Chunks Explored: 516688
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

    /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

    Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Enchantments Applied: 223
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • The Archive Minecraft SMP

    The Archive Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Snack Attack Minecraft Server

    Snack Attack Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Divine Spears Created: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

    Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet
    Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Runes Activated: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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