Ghosting Harassment Hub | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine this totally epic minecraft server where you can, like, build the most insane structures and battle with other players in crazy pvp matches. but here’s the twist – the only way to communicate with other players is by using emojis and interpretive dance! it’s like a whole new level of teamwork and strategy, dude.

and get this – there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. you gotta trade with them to get rare items and resources, but be careful, they’re super picky and will only accept payment in the form of dance-offs.

oh, and did i mention the giant flying tacos that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players to collect? yeah, it’s totally random and totally awesome.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. just remember to bring your best dance moves and be prepared for the unexpected. see you in the game, my fellow adventurers! 🌮💃🦙

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5751	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Buildings Constructed:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crops Grown:	7652	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Potions Brewed:	150
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	184
Void Armor Forged:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	911403
Dimension Hops:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mines Excavated:	1507	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	735

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Mines Excavated:	3100
Emeralds Found:	2495	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	425	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!