Ghost019 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	413	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	785537
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crops Grown:	1835	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Alien Abductions:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mines Excavated:	3222
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5144	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Star Shards Collected:	113
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	797240	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crops Grown:	4439
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Animals Bred:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Love Letters Sent:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9289
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Animals Bred:	117	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0