GG SMP: Where we take Minecraft almost as seriously as adulting, but with way more fun and shenanigans! Join us today!

GG SMP: Where we take Minecraft almost as seriously as adulting, but with way more fun and shenanigans! Join us today!

Grownup Gamers Minecraft Server

Are you sick of immature players spamming TikTok memes in your gamechat while you’re trying to explore a cave?

Tired of toxic kids ruining your building concentration with their relentless yapping?

Embarrassed to admit you don’t know what “skibidi” even means?

Or do just you want a really chill group of people to mine, craft, and chat with? An SMP server where you can enjoy hilarious game nights on Discord, build some fantastic Minecraft projects, and call home?

Welcome to Grownup Gamers! GG is your shelter from the storm, and we are here to provide a safe, relaxed, mature, and fun environment for older gamers like ourselves. Whether you’re a total noob or a seasoned pro, our community is ready to welcome you with open arms.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question Answer
What is Grownup Gamers? Grownup Gamers is a server for mature gamers aged 18 and above, offering a friendly and supportive community for playing Minecraft.
What kind of players are part of Grownup Gamers? Most of our active player base are well into their 30s and 40s, have jobs and/or families, and enjoy playing Minecraft in a relaxed and supportive environment.
What features does the server offer? We offer Java/Bedrock compatibility, voice chat/proximity chat capabilities, a dedicated server for lag-free gameplay, DynMap for real-time exploration, Discord integration, and a content creator-friendly environment among others.
How can I join Grownup Gamers? You can join by visiting our Discord server, introducing yourself, submitting a whitelist ticket, and familiarizing yourself with our rules. Starter gear and essentials are provided for new players.
Where can I find more information? You can visit our Discord server, DynMap, and website for more information and to connect with our community.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Lutnick’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Lutnick’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you have less than 2 months to stop a kike! That’s right, a kike is wreaking havoc in the virtual world and it’s up to you and your friends to put a stop to it before it’s too late.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to save the world from a kike, but there are also flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the hero who saves the day and defeats the evil kike once and for all. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • > Open Product Manual Minecraft SMP

    > Open Product Manual Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server where the manufacturer’s email is literally gmail.com – talk about high-tech, am I right?

    But that’s not all, folks! Rumor has it that the owner of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get me started on the time they built a roller coaster that went all the way to the Nether!

    Join us for insane adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper in a TNT factory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano! And don’t worry about falling into the lava, we have fire-resistant armor for all players.

    But that’s not all, we also have special events like the “Sheep Olympics” where you can compete against other players in sheep-related mini-games. And if you win, you get a special sheep-themed weapon to show off to your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be careful not to accidentally summon the wrong uncle like Rosa did. Trust us, you don’t want to deal with that kind of drama.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Waterbed Minecraft SMP: Women Who Want To Fatten Their Men

    Waterbed Minecraft SMP: Women Who Want To Fatten Their Men
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to fatten up your man until he becomes a literal waterbed! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or fighting off mobs, here we focus on turning your significant other into a squishy, bouncy waterbed.

    Join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure as you compete against other players to see who can make their man the fattest and most comfortable waterbed in the land. Will you use cakes, pies, or maybe even pumpkin pie to achieve your goal? The possibilities are endless!

    But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a lifetime supply of butter and a golden spatula to continue their fattening journey. So come on, join us and let the fattening begin!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pixel Rope Minecraft Server

    Pixel Rope Minecraft Server
    Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most insane respawn feature ever – just like in real life! Tie a 12mm polypropylene rope to a wardrobe pole, do some heavy breathing, put on the noose, and pass out for a painless death experience. It’s like a respawn button, but with a twist! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge and see if you can respawn like a pro. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Secret Society of Block Breakers Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Block Breakers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate K-pop paradise! Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with your favorite K-pop idols, battle creepers alongside BTS, and build epic structures with Blackpink.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret dance emotes that will make your character bust a move like never before. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a K-pop concert where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.

    So why wait? Join our K-pop Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • YAA MERO!! Minecraft Server

    YAA MERO!! Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings show tunes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can dance with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 86 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5040

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Ameri Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Ameri Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to cause as much mayhem as possible.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. You try to run away but suddenly find yourself in a maze filled with exploding creepers and lava traps. Just when you think you’ve escaped, a giant zombie pigman riding a flying pig swoops down and steals all your diamonds.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns and rainbows (but watch out for the killer bunnies).

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t regret this chud decision.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • WaterMine by players for players Minecraft server

    WaterMine by players for players Minecraft server

    Unique Griefer server with free donation from a kind and responsive Administration /free Unique events

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Beaner’s Minecraft Server

    Beaner’s Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of living in fear of Donald Trump’s border patrol special forces unit coming to deport you and your beaner family? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape to a world where fentanyl and gang violence are a thing of the past!

    Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!

    So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Void Armor Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Bored at WFH Minecraft SMP Swing

    Bored at WFH Minecraft SMP Swing
    Are you tired of the same old WFH routine? Looking for a way to escape the monotony of your daily grind? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Forget about boring side projects that stress you out – on our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant chicken statue or a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics. Trust us, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your supply of diamonds).

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over the best way to build a toilet in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, but we promise it’s worth it. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous build at a time!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Gods Slained: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of searching for programming jobs in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate job market for all aspiring programmers! Join us and showcase your coding skills by building epic redstone contraptions and command block creations. Who needs a resume when you can impress potential employers with your pixelated prowess?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of coding wizards who communicate exclusively in binary. Crack the code and gain access to their hidden treasure trove of enchanted diamond pickaxes and rare loot. Rumor has it, they even have a portal to the mythical land of Silicon Valley where all your programming dreams can come true.

    So why waste time scrolling through job listings when you can level up your coding game in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to programming greatness!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ””Daily One Piece Chapter” Minecraft SMP”

    ””Daily One Piece Chapter” Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through treacherous lands and build the most epic structures known to man.

    But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From creepers that explode at the slightest touch to zombies that are faster than Usain Bolt on steroids, you never know what might be waiting for you in the shadows.

    And if you think surviving on your own is tough, just wait until you meet our resident griefer, Bob the Destroyer. Legend has it that he once single-handedly destroyed an entire village with nothing but a wooden sword and a bad attitude. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of madness and mayhem. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Hololive IQ Ranking Minecraft Server

    Hololive IQ Ranking Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we rank our members based on their IQ…or lack thereof! Join us for a chance to see who the real Minecraft geniuses are (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not us)!

    From Ina’s galaxy brain plays to Gura’s questionable decision-making skills, you’ll never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter on our server. Will Pekora accidentally blow up her own house again? Will Kiara finally figure out how to craft a pickaxe? The possibilities are endless!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, fails, and maybe even a few moments of brilliance (but let’s be real, probably not). Who needs high IQ when you have lowkey hilarious moments like these? Join now and let the chaos ensue!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • American GF Minecraft SMP Experience

    American GF Minecraft SMP Experience
    Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and longing for an American girlfriend to complete your virtual life? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find the love of your pixelated life! Our members are all secretly American supermodels just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm.

    Join our SMP for a chance to win a date with an American beauty, who will shower you with diamonds and build you a castle fit for royalty. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find love and happiness in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual American girlfriend who will never break your heart? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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