GG SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Must join discord to be whitelisted. 18+ server! GG is a gaming network that started 9+ years ago on xbox live and grew into a bustling discord community with 600+ members. we host multiple mc servers, valheim, and generally the hot game of the month if possible ;). Games are hosted off a dedicated machine, making connection possible for a variety of players from across the globe.

Our Vanilla SMP is Vanilla + with vanilla tweaks and admin tools to help keep the community safe. There are no land claims, and grief/theft is easily dealt with via our tools 😉

https://discord.gg/ZtWYwGBEST

Grownupgamers.life

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	4286	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	224209	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6954	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dimension Hops:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Zombie Dances:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchantments Applied:	139
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1929

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!