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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Animals Bred:	63
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dragons Tamed:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Zombie Dances:	2	Votes:	1798

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Emeralds Found:	1793	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5478	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7887	Towns Built:	9
Dimension Hops:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mines Excavated:	4819
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Mines Excavated:	3297
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Crops Grown:	4729
Star Shards Collected:	219	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	New Chunks Explored:	462160
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	771
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Void Gems Collected:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	93/700	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	124
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7