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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward hygiene issues like the poor soul in the story above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no uncomfortable conversations about intimate topics.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. Plus, we guarantee that our virtual world smells like fresh roses at all times – no need for Vagisil here!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally) while you’re at it! See you in the game, and remember – keep it clean, both in-game and IRL. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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  • Fantasy Geopolitical SMP That Never Resets

    Fantasy Geopolitical SMP That Never Resets

    VastalaMC is a survival multiplayer server with a fantasy world that is meant to grow over time instead of resetting every few months.

    It has pre existing lore and players can build on it by creating kingdoms and settlements. You can explore different regions with their own cultures resources and environments. The point is to discover history and artifacts and leave a real impact on the world.

    People also do diplomacy by talking with other players and planning missions. There are outposts where you can sell items for money so you can expand what you build.

    It is crossplay friendly and it has no pay to win stuff. There is also a big online map. The server is opening in about a week.

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  • Chill Vanilla Plus SMP Building Together

    Chill Vanilla Plus SMP Building Together

    ChaosCraft is a relaxed vanilla plus survival server where people build together and explore the world at their own pace. It feels calm and friendly and most players are just here to play and hang out.

    A lot of the time you will see group builds happening or someone roaming around looking for structures and adventures. People also help improve different parts of the world so it slowly gets better over time.

    The server runs a monthly event calendar and anyone can host events too. Right now they are working on making spawn nicer so new players can jump in and help shape how the server grows.

    Since it is lightly modded players can suggest mods they think would make the server better or mods they think are not needed. The vibe is low pressure and chill.

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  • Cozy 18 Plus Whitelisted Survival SMP

    Cozy 18 Plus Whitelisted Survival SMP

    Farmlands SMP is a cozy survival server with a small community feel and it is whitelisted and 18 plus. It is made for people who like to take their time and play without pressure.

    The main world is meant to last so your base and long term builds and farms stay important. You can settle in and work on big projects over time.

    There is also a separate resource world that resets regularly so you can gather materials without messing up the main world.

    The server is safe and relaxed with no griefing no stealing and no toxicity. It stays close to vanilla with a few quality of life changes and a custom advancement pack for extra challenges.

    It has a player driven economy where you can trade and run shops. There are no ranks and no pay to win so effort matters.

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  • 6b6t Anarchy Like 2b2t Less Rules

    6b6t Anarchy Like 2b2t Less Rules

    I found 6b6t and it is an anarchy server that is like 2b2t but with less rules.

    People say there are around 150 to 250 players online every day and there is no queue so you can just get in.

    Java and Bedrock and MCPE can play and cracked players are allowed too so it feels super open and chaotic.

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  • Hermitcraft SMP With Proximity Chat

    Hermitcraft SMP With Proximity Chat

    This is a community centered survival server that is made by the players for the players.

    It has a Hermitcraft style SMP vibe with a diamond based economy. There is a shopping district plus public builds and bigger projects that people work on together.

    Proximity chat is a big deal here and most players actually use it. The server also has homes and a few cosmetic and quality of life or fun plugins that get added from community requests and polls.

    The goal is to keep the vanilla feeling while still letting the server grow if the community wants it. You will usually see around 5 to 20 people online and there are hundreds of regular active players. It is Java only on Minecraft 1.21.11. It is whitelisted and it is 18 plus only.

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