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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward hygiene issues like the poor soul in the story above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no uncomfortable conversations about intimate topics.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. Plus, we guarantee that our virtual world smells like fresh roses at all times – no need for Vagisil here!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally) while you’re at it! See you in the game, and remember – keep it clean, both in-game and IRL. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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  • Small Semi Vanilla SMP Starting Soon

    Small Semi Vanilla SMP Starting Soon

    I found a small semi vanilla SMP that is in testing right now.

    They said the real start is in about a week so it feels like a good time to get ready and join early.

    It is meant to be simple survival with a semi vanilla style and a small group vibe.

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  • Chill Whitelisted Vanilla SMP 1.21.3

    Chill Whitelisted Vanilla SMP 1.21.3

    This is a whitelisted vanilla survival SMP on 1.21.3 with a chill small community feel. It has a few tiny quality of life plugins but it still plays like vanilla.

    The rules are light and the vibe is relaxed and casual. Griefing builds is not allowed but PvP is allowed and meant to be fair.

    The goal is a tight knit group where people build explore and just hang out. New features might get added later if the community wants them.

    The world border is set to 10k for now. All ages are welcome. The server is hosted in Germany.

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  • Omega Realm Factions SMP Prisons Hub

    Omega Realm Factions SMP Prisons Hub

    Omega Realm is a friendly and open Minecraft server that feels like a hub with a few big modes to jump into. It is set up for players who like to play with others and build up over time.

    The server has Factions where you can claim land build a base and protect it from other groups. You can make or join a faction with friends then raid defend and strategize. It also has custom made potions plus cosmetics and special features.

    There is an SMP world for classic survival with friends where you gather resources explore biomes and build your own stuff. You can team up complete challenges and trade with other players.

    There is also a Prisons mode where you start out mining and work your way up with ranks rewards and perks. It is meant to be fast and addictive with new features added.

    The server talks about doing events and giveaways in the future with chances to win money or a free rank. The goal is a fun fair place where the community keeps growing and more minigames come later.

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  • No Rules Vanilla Survival Chaos

    No Rules Vanilla Survival Chaos

    I found 1fighter2defenders and it is a survival server that tries to stay as vanilla as possible.

    There are no gameplay rules at all. No land claims and no protection so you can get griefed or you can grief back. Building cheating and everything else goes.

    They also say there are no server sided dupes and there are no world resets. The server started in April 2021 so it has been around for over 4.5 years with lots of players showing up at least once.

    It runs on 1.21 and you can join on versions 1.17 through 1.21.11.

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  • Australia Vanilla Anarchy No Rules

    Australia Vanilla Anarchy No Rules

    LegacyMC is a vanilla anarchy survival server that feels raw and wide open. There are no rules and no protection so anything can happen and it can last.

    The world does not reset and there are no land claims. There is no teleporting around and you will not see admins stepping in to fix stuff. If you build it you defend it and if you lose it that is just part of the story.

    PvP is on and griefing and raiding are allowed. The server is hosted on dedicated hardware in Australia so it is made for low lag for Australian and New Zealand players. It also says it is fully cost covered with no pay to win and no donation requests.

    The server started in June 2025 so it is still pretty new for people who want to leave a mark in a long term world.

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