Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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