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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1804 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Crops Grown: | 3803 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!