GF’s Bad Advice Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Towns Built:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as ruthless as my gf when it comes to renting out houses? Look no further! Our server is so cutthroat, we only allow players with the highest credit scores to join. No pets allowed, because we don’t want any pesky creepers blowing up our precious builds.

But don’t worry, we do make exceptions for players who can prove they’re “professional” enough to handle the challenges of our server. Just like my gf, we don’t give breaks to anyone experiencing a hard time – it’s survival of the fittest here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of managing properties, dealing with unruly tenants, and trying to make a profit while keeping your sanity intact. Who needs a landlord reference when you have the skills to dominate the rental game like a boss?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our cutthroat world. And remember, just like my gf, we always think we’re right – even when the house is covered in crayon marks and pee stains. It’s all part of the fun!

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Items Found:	4350	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1733	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Enchantments Applied:	229	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3823	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Star Shards Collected:	181	Mines Excavated:	4943
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	169764
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crops Grown:	9036
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!