Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
New Chunks Explored: 389309 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • UK Independence Day Supplier

    UK Independence Day Supplier
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more independence days than the whole uk!!! why settle for one independence day when you can have like a bazillion on our server??!?!

    imagine waking up every day and being like “hmm which independence day should i celebrate today??” u can have a different one every day of the year!!

    we even have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil politicians trying to steal your independence days!! it’s like a mix of minecraft and a crazy political thriller movie, but way more fun!!!

    so come join us and experience the madness of having more independence days than you can handle!! who needs the uk when you have our server??!?!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Animals Bred: 169
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Elysia: The Server That’s so Exclusive Even the Pixels Need a VIP Pass

    Elysia: The Server That’s so Exclusive Even the Pixels Need a VIP Pass

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type Semi-vanilla experience with added plugins for extra features
    Whitelisted Only friendly and accepting players are whitelisted
    LGBTQ+ Friendly Inclusive and supportive community
    Age Requirement 16+ dedicated players with various skill levels

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What additional features does the server offer?

    The server offers proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, an adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community decisions by vote, and sleep skip.

    2. What features are not included on the server?

    Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, a plugin/money-based economy, and donator perks with advantages are not included on this server.

    3. How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you can apply for the whitelist on the server’s website. It only takes a few minutes to complete the application.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Crops Grown: 9161 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Attention Troons Minecraft Server

    Attention Troons Minecraft Server
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic names and rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace the most outrageous and attention-grabbing usernames you can think of.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by players with names like “LlamaQueen69” or “PotatoNinja123”. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events and challenges you’ve ever seen. Want to participate in a llama race across the map? Done. How about a potato throwing contest? We got you covered.

    So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player with a name that will leave everyone speechless.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 208 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • /ope/ – Minecraft SMP – Nerissa Ravencroft’s Misadventures

    /ope/ – Minecraft SMP – Nerissa Ravencroft’s Misadventures
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a karaoke offcollab with Nerissa herself!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive voice packs featuring Nerissa as a Succubus and a Yandere because why not add a little spice to your Minecraft experience? And don’t forget to check out Nerissa’s music covers, including a banger Advent cover of “Shunkan Heartbeat” that will have you grooving in your mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a creeper doing the Renegade dance with Nerissa herself!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Players Killed by Monsters: 361
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, knocking over decorations and spilling drinks everywhere? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is as child-free as a fancy wedding! Join us for a stress-free and elegant gaming experience where you won’t have to worry about little ones ruining the fun.

    One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.

    So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed

    FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and filler is the talk of the town! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, cocktails, and never have I ever games that will leave you questioning your friendships.

    Meet our player Kelly, who got filler and thought she could hide it from her friends. Will you be the one to call her out during a game of never have I ever? Will you defend her honor and pretend you can’t tell she got filler? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious virtual drama!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with injectables, bachelorette trips, and FaceTime drama? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the world of friendship and filler in the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and let the games begin!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ShookCelebMinecraftSMP

    ShookCelebMinecraftSMP
    Are you still mourning the loss of your favorite celebrity? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you might just run into them in the afterlife! That’s right, our server is a portal to the celebrity afterlife where you can build, mine, and chat with your favorite stars who have passed on. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Tupac and Elvis are collaborating on a new album. So come join us and experience the ultimate celebrity encounter in Minecraft!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyCash50mil

    CraftyCash50mil
    What would you do if you had $50 million today? Buy a private island? Nah, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a pet dragon named Fluffy. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you? Yeah, that’s right. So forget about buying that private island, come join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • GazaCeaseFire Minecraft Server

    GazaCeaseFire Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have hezbollah calling for unconditional cease-fire regardless of fighting in gaza! why? because our pvp battles are so intense, even world leaders are getting involved! build your own bunker and defend it against crazy mobs and rival players. plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to hidden treasures and secret bases. join now and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!

    SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have HAMAS as our main bosses! they have taken over the schools in Gaza and turned them into epic command centers for their evil plans. but don’t worry, you can join our team of brave players to take them down and save the day! fight through hordes of creepers and skeletons to reach the ultimate showdown with HAMAS leaders. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting for you to discover. join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Magic Items Found: 6165 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky Bridge Builders

    Blocky Bridge Builders
    yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and dive into a world of blocky madness? well, let me tell u, dis server is like therapy for ur soul, bridging all ur early life trauma and difficult-to-treat depression into a world of endless possibilities.

    imagine building a giant castle to protect urself from all the haters, or going on epic adventures to slay dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate here).

    trust me, once u join dis server, ur depression will be like “peace out, i’m outta here!” so come on, what u waiting for? join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!

    Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!
    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/killing-ender-dragon-with-potato-canon/">Bedrock Fantasy Realm</a>

    Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP

    Welcome to the Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP, a Minecraft server where everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals. Our server features various mods that enhance the overall look of the world and provide structure. Whether you enjoy building or PvPing, there is something for everyone here. Join us today and start exploring!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Who is welcome on the server? Everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals.
    What mods are included in the server? The server features mods that enhance the world’s look and provide structure.
    Can I build at spawn? Yes, you can build at spawn or venture far away without the fear of being killed.
    Is PvP allowed? PvP is allowed in events, outside of spawn, and to protect your base.
    How can I join the server? You can join by connecting to the server using the IP address provided.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9002 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server

    Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you break is a new adventure waiting to unfold! Join us for a chance to be personally mentored by the legendary manga artist, Horikoshi, as he guides you through building the ultimate base inspired by his latest one-shot masterpiece.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that roam the land, dropping enchanted loot and granting wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that these unicorns are actually disguised as creepers, so watch out for explosive surprises!

    If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal leading to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. These mystical creatures will challenge you to epic dance-offs and aerial races, with the winner receiving a crown made of golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will make you question reality and redefine what it means to play Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Game Over Man Minecraft SMP

    Game Over Man Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, play the game and stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our resident prankster, Steve, will be there to fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic world where the only rule is to have fun? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyProposalPlan

    CraftyProposalPlan
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your future mother-in-law spilling the beans on your proposal plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn.

    Just like how this poor soul’s surprise proposal got ruined by an overeager mother-in-law, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your base covered in pink wool by a mischievous prankster.

    Don’t worry about causing a fight between your boyfriend’s family – on our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and other players. Plus, with our custom ring crafting plugin, you can propose to your in-game partner in the most romantic way possible.

    So come join us for a server experience that’s as crazy and chaotic as trying to keep a proposal secret from a chatty mother-in-law. Who needs surprises when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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