LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	7218
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8581	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	245
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	2198	Votes:	5259

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Love Letters Sent:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	678	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4631	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	New Chunks Explored:	214337

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6117	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magic Items Found:	6268	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mines Excavated:	2087	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

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