GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server

arab world, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, forced displacement, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, opposition, palestinians, peace process, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Trump plan, united states

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject forced displacement just like egypt and jordan rejected trump’s plan! we are all about keeping our players safe and happy, no one gets kicked out of our server without their consent! plus, we have pyramids and ancient ruins to explore, just like in egypt! build your own civilization and rule like a pharaoh, all while fighting off creepers and zombies! join now and be a part of our resistance against unfair minecraft rules!

CraftyBanglaFootyBanter

Backlash, bangladesh, Bangladesh news, CANCELLATION, Cancels, controversy, CraftyBanglaFootyBanter, current events, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Matches, PROTESTS, Religion, religious protests, Soccer, Social Issues, sports, sports news, Women’s Football, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	918	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even Bangladesh is canceling women’s football matches to join us! Can you believe it? They’re like “sorry ladies, gotta go build some epic castles and mine for diamonds instead!” 😂 Join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own protest for more game time! Who needs football when you can have Minecraft amirite? 🤣 #BlockyRevolution #BangladeshWho?

Eternal Quest Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, biblical encouragement, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian fellowship, christian living, Christian Testimony, Daily Salvation Thread, divine presence, divine protection, ETERNAL, faith in God, faithfulness of God, God’s faithfulness, gods promises, overcoming challenges, perseverance, Quest, Realm, spiritual growth, spiritual strength, spiritual warfare, standing firm, trust in God

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because God will never leave you nor forsake you on this server, man. And guess what? The players on this server are so crazy, they’ll think it’s strange if you don’t join them in their wild antics. They’ll be speaking evil of you if you’re not there, bro!

Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Eco Euthanasia: The Server

assisted suicide, controversial, Death with Dignity, Eco, Economy, end of life, end of life care, Ethics, EUTHANASIA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare costs, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, legislation, Medical Ethics, moral, patient autonomy, physician-assisted death, quality of life, Server, societal impact, voluntary euthanasia

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Votes:	9941

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally blow your mind? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. like, seriously, joining this server will make you the coolest kid on the block.

first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.

also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.

oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VapeCrafters Dominate Twitter!

advocacy, Advocates, anti-regulatory, Big Tobacco, Discourse, DOMINATE, E-Cigarette, health risks, Industry Influence, industry ties, Misinformation, Propaganda, public health, public sentiment, Regulation, social media, study, tobacco control, tobacco policy, twitter, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4767
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Votes:	2610
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got e-cigarette advocates runnin’ around like crazy, tryna take over the world of blocky goodness. They’re all tied to Big Tobacco, man! Can you believe it?

But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.

So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	76
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Votes:	6542	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Star Shards Collected:	116
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6188
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4694	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Ores Mined:	1587
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	766	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mines Excavated:	4852	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1637	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	786
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Meteorites Collected:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3808	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Crops Grown:	6378
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Players:	110/600	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Towns Built:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3