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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Crops Grown: 5431 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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