Looking for a Minecraft server that values teamwork and cooperation? Well, look no further than our server! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, our players promise to help out with chores and tasks around the virtual world. But, just like in real life, they never actually do it! It’s like living with a bunch of virtual roommates who leave messes everywhere and expect you to clean up after them.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly asking for help, only to be met with empty promises and excuses. Cook virtual meals, do virtual grocery shopping, and pay for virtual everything while your virtual roommates sit back and relax. And just like in the real world, if they don’t pull their weight, kick them out of your virtual house!

So come join us on our server, where the chores are never-ending and the drama is always brewing. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have virtual roommates who never do their fair share?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 288
Treasure Maps Found: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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