Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Emeralds Found: | 1491 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
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