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Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mines Excavated:	4876
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3334
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Animals Bred:	166	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Farms Harvested:	936	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Votes:	2612	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Zombie Dances:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

Players:	99/600	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3