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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6568 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 138 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, your net worth is capped at $50k. Why, you ask? Because we believe in equality and we don’t want any rich players flaunting their diamond armor and netherite swords while the rest of us are still rocking leather gear. Plus, it makes for some hilarious trading scenarios where players have to get creative with their limited resources.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience the wackiest adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!