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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1091 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 352925 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So why settle for a normal Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Remember, on our server, if it’s not GF shaped, then why even bother?