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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8331 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7070 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to come near us.
Join us for a chance to ride on a pig while wearing a tutu, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But the real reason you should join our server? Well, let’s just say that owning a girl here comes with some…interesting perks. Aside from having an ass to fill every morning (yes, you read that right), you’ll also get a personal chef who cooks only the finest virtual food and a bodyguard who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons that come your way.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some virtual earplugs.
