GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LebCraft: 270+ Reasons to Stay Alive

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haha wtf that’s some serious shiz, come join our minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creeper DJs. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter. forget about real world problems and come chill with us in our virtual wonderland of madness and mayhem. let’s build some epic structures and troll each other with invisible blocks, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Horror Stories Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NoMicros ForWaterBears

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come join our epic minecraft server where even the tiniest creatures are smarter than us humans! imagine a world where water bears rule and microplastics are their sworn enemies. embark on a quest to help the water bears protect their homeland from the evil microplastics that threaten to take over. build epic fortresses, battle against plastic monsters, and discover the secrets of the underwater world. if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world, then join us now! who knew saving the environment could be so much fun in minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Averno server Minecraft server Minecraft

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Welcome to the vanilla RP project averno, where you choose who you want to become!

Our project contains completely vanilla Minecraft mechanics with some nice little additions.

What awaits you on our project?

1. Vanilla mechanics. Completely vanilla spawn raid of mobs, like in a single player game, while the server has stable TPS.

2. Self-written and improved plugins for a more interesting game, if you want to try something new without mods.

3. Role-playing elements. With us you can create your own unique character, develop it, interact with other players and participate in various RP server events.

4. Cities and settlements. If you are bored of playing alone and want to have fun in the company of like-minded people, you can join any city or create your own.

5. Our project hosts various events. Perhaps you will be the one to become famous throughout the server by creating a mega exciting event that everyone will be delighted with.

There is much more to list, but I think you should come and see for yourself what we have. If you are interested in the above, then join us and dive into the amazing world of Minecraft, create your own stories, interact with other players and just enjoy the game. Perhaps you will change the course of history…

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mellow Meadows: Where cows are the true rulers and pigs plan world domination

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Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival
The ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players. Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival! Quests: Within Mellow Meadows we offer a variety of different style of quests, each job has its unique daily quests that will change day to day. We also offer random quests you can pick up along your journey to best fit your play style! Economy: Earn money, become the wealthiest player and own as much land as you can. Earning money via quests, jobs, auction house, and much more! Jobs: We have many different job styles that meet everyone’s play style. Get paid to do anything you can think of that would relate. Places blocks, get paid for, breaking blocks, get paid, enchanting, get paid to do it. That’s only an example, come check it out! Party System: Whether you’re joining on your own or with your friends, we have a party system that allows you to play and share land and earnings with friends! Claiming: Prevent your builds from being raided with land claiming. Just claim your land (as big as you want) and keep growing your base to the size you dream of! We are a new server, just launched yesterday. Even if players come through to help bugs and issues to resolve that would be amazing. If you do encounter any issues, please reach out to staff so we can get those issues handled as fast as possible! IP: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online Discord: https://discord.com/invite/HZR6YXtQkq

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival

The ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

Quests: Within Mellow Meadows we offer a variety of different style of quests, each job has its unique daily quests that will change day to day. We also offer random quests you can pick up along your journey to best fit your play style!

Economy: Earn money, become the wealthiest player and own as much land as you can. Earning money via quests, jobs, auction house, and much more!

Jobs: We have many different job styles that meet everyone’s play style. Get paid to do anything you can think of that would relate. Places blocks, get paid for, breaking blocks, get paid, enchanting, get paid to do it. That’s only an example, come check it out!

Party System: Whether you’re joining on your own or with your friends, we have a party system that allows you to play and share land and earnings with friends!

Claiming: Prevent your builds from being raided with land claiming. Just claim your land (as big as you want) and keep growing your base to the size you dream of!

We are a new server, just launched yesterday. Even if players come through to help bugs and issues to resolve that would be amazing. If you do encounter any issues, please reach out to staff so we can get those issues handled as fast as possible!

IP: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/HZR6YXtQkq

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Mellow Meadows Survival server?	To join, simply enter the IP address: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online in your Minecraft client.
What kind of quests are available on the server?	We offer a variety of quests, including unique daily quests for each job, and random quests you can pick up along your journey.
Can I earn money on the server?	Yes, you can earn money through quests, jobs, the auction house, and more to become the wealthiest player.
Is there a party system on the server?	Yes, we have a party system that allows you to play with friends, share land, and share earnings and XP.
How can I prevent my builds from being raided?	You can prevent this by using our land claiming feature, allowing you to protect your land and grow your base without worrying about raids.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress maze.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself would be jealous. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time just to marvel at our pixelated paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare blocks, like diamond-encrusted dirt and glowstone that actually sings when you mine it. And don’t even get us started on the mobs – we’ve got zombie pigmen riding on the backs of flying squids, and creepers that explode in a shower of confetti instead of destruction.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming adventure so outrageous, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its dragon-y boots. See you in the blocky world, adventurer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Nudism Exhibitionism CFNM ENF Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things nudism, exhibitionism, CFNM, ENF, and more! Join us if you’re tired of wearing those boring old pixelated clothes and want to let it all hang out in the virtual world.

Our server is a haven for those who love to strip down and show off their pixelated goods to the world. From naked mining expeditions to nude PvP battles, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we have strict rules in place to ensure everyone feels comfortable and respected while they’re letting it all hang out.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who share your love for getting naked in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground nudist colony hidden somewhere on the server where players can frolic in the buff without a care in the world.

So come on, strip down, and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who needs armor when you’ve got pixelated skin to protect you?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	253
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Items Found:	8598	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

WeddingCrasherCraft

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Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Just like the OP’s brother’s wedding, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when a long-lost player will show up uninvited and cause chaos. But hey, that’s what makes it exciting, right?

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will there be apologies flying left and right like in the email from the brother? Will there be deep, introspective moments like the OP reflecting on their past mistakes? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come on over and join the fun. Who needs RSVPs when you can just show up and shake things up? And hey, if you’re struggling with your own Minecraft skills, don’t worry – we’re all about personal growth here. Plus, we won’t judge if you’re still figuring out your crafting preferences. It’s all part of the journey, right?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the personal growth. Join our server today and let the games begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	1897

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SpeechlessCoincidence – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of llamas show up at your doorstep demanding to be let in because they heard you have the best parties in town. And guess what? They were right! Our server is known for its epic llama raves that last all night long.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their superior egg-laying skills. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of potatoes. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
New Chunks Explored:	298449	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyAthleteGOAT

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Who needs athletes when you can be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join us and show off your mad skills in block building and zombie slaying. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might just end up teaming up with the creator of Minecraft! So why waste your time watching sports when you could be crafting your way to glory on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Farms Harvested:	803

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a battlefield out there! We got Japan fighters shootin’ flares at Russian planes and stuff! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the epic showdown between nations! Who will win? Who will survive? Find out on dis insane server! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this wild Minecraft world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LNGShadowCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

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yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

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Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Secret Passages Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!