Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Villages Defended: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4

    McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4
    Server IP mcevolution.org
    Java Version 1.20.4

    What is MCEvolution? MCEvolution is a Java Minecraft server all about fun events, exciting minigames, and building a welcoming community!

    We aim to host unique events every two weeks, with past highlights like UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games. Our community helps decide what’s next through polls, so you’re always part of the action!

    What Gamemodes Are Available ❓

    Currently, we offer three game modes: crystal clash, disasters, and one-block skyblock

    💎 Crystal Clash Battle it out in teams across three floating islands, each harboring a magical crystal. Unlock items through lucky blocks 🎲 to gain powerful abilities and gear. Be the first team to capture all the crystals and claim victory! 🏆

    🌪️ Disasters Can you survive five minutes of chaos? In Disasters, you’ll face everything from natural catastrophes to man-made and even supernatural threats! 🌩️ Scavenge the map for gear and use strategy (and a bit of luck 🍀)

    🌎 One-Block Skyblock (currently in beta) Start with just a single regenerating block and work your way through a series of unique environments! 🏝️ Expand your island, gather resources, and survive with only the materials from that one block as you progress toward the ultimate goal! 🏗️

    Join our Discord for more updates and information https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

    FAQ

    How often are events hosted on MCEvolution?

    Events are hosted every two weeks, providing players with a variety of activities to participate in and enjoy.

    What are some past highlights of events on MCEvolution?

    Some past event highlights include UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games, showcasing the diverse range of activities available to players.

    What game modes are currently available on MCEvolution?

    Currently, MCEvolution offers three game modes: Crystal Clash, Disasters, and One-Block Skyblock. Each mode provides a unique gameplay experience for players.

    How can I stay updated on the latest information and updates for MCEvolution?

    Players can join the MCEvolution Discord server to stay connected with the community, receive updates on events and activities, and engage in discussions with other players.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4969 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!

    Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?

    So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Farms Harvested: 431 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP

    Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.

    So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Star Shards Collected: 226
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Villages Defended: 12
    Alien Abductions: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

    LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft and having a ton of laughs along the way.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and host epic llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

    So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the sky is purple, the oceans are made of jelly, and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!

    RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!
    Have you ever risked it all by jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you take on crazy challenges and see if your risky moves pay off. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure at the bottom of that lava pool! So come on, join us and take the biggest risk of your Minecraft life – you won’t regret it (probably)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Farms Harvested: 820 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand

    LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand
    Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Zombie Dances: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun

    Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun
    Yo yo yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride through the frontiers of your imagination! We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of positive emotional experiences with your first time mining that diamond ore! Our server is so lit, you’ll be addicted faster than you can say “creeper, aw man.”

    But beware, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be at risk of developing a substance use disorder…for Minecraft! You’ll be up all night building the most epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

    So come on, join us on this wild journey through the frontiers of Minecraft and let’s see if you can resist the addictive charm of our server! Trust us, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget…or maybe you will, who knows, we’re just here to have fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Crops Grown: 9184
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

    EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

    🌿Echo Land🌿

    Welcome to 🌿Echo Land🌿! ✨ Immerse yourself in an RPG server with an active community, full of adventures and rewards.

    Java Edition IP: play.echoland.icu
    Bedrock Edition IP: play.echoland.icu
    Port: 19132

    🌍 Compatible with all versions! 🎮

    ⚔️ Key Features ⚔️

    • Battle passes and unique challenges.
    • Dungeons with bosses and epic rewards.
    • Portals to other worlds and an immersive story.
    • Optimized XP and resource farms.
    • Legendary loot from bosses, gems, and gold.
    • Zero lag and protection for your builds.
    • Active players and an impressive lobby.

    📢 Join our Discord and be part of this adventure!

    https://discord.gg/dGSUWuTmhg

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse is a place where NO GIRLS are allowed. That’s right, it’s a man cave for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any female distractions.

    2. Our fearless leader, Lia, just debuted a new Tenshi outfit and you can get your hands on the merch NOW! Who wouldn’t want to rock the latest fashion while slaying creepers in Minecraft?

    3. Lia recently had a 3D concert with Mint, Pippa, Uruka, and Tenma. It was so epic that you can buy the replay on SPWN if you missed out. Imagine watching a virtual concert while building your dream castle in Minecraft. Pure bliss.

    4. Lia For Sale! Get your hands on a marketable Lia plushie, Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, charms, pins, and prints that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all your friends.

    5. Remember, on this server, you can only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia will love you back, and isn’t that all you need in life? Plus, we have a Cytube channel and a Divegrass team for all your gaming needs.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember, Lia is love, Lia is life. 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Animals Bred: 109 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

    Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1584 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

    GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Runes Activated: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Zombie Dances: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

    MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

    But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

    So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, where players can explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot (and maybe a few surprise creepers).

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual lava surfing competition, where the bravest players can ride molten hot lava flows for a chance to win epic prizes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MotherRussiaCraft

    MotherRussiaCraft
    come join our minecraft server where we have russian soldiers’ mothers, wives, and children protesting for demobilization in the game! watch as they build giant picket signs and march around spawn demanding justice for their loved ones! join in on the fun and help them overthrow the oppressive regime ruling over the server! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged and dramatic? join now for a revolution like no other!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Alien Abductions: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft

    Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have more craziness than a chicken trying to fly! we got so much fun stuff like diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that dance to disco music!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

    plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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