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Pixelated Adventures SMP – The Thread

Adventures, Crafting, cross stitch, diy, embroidery, Fabric, hand sewing, long tail tags, needlepoint, needlework, PA thread, pixelated, quilting, Sewing, sewing machine, sewing patterns, sewing techniques, sewing tools, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, thread colors, thread spools

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting world domination and the pigs have formed their own government.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can befriend this majestic bird, you’ll have unlimited wealth for the rest of your days.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the infamous lava surfing competition. Strap on your fireproof suit and surf your way to victory on rivers of molten lava. Just be sure to watch out for the lava sharks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mine Money Minecraft Server

Communication, Decision making, derogatory, family, family dynamics, Financial, financial decisions, Inheritance, inheritance issues., inheritance money, marital disputes, Marriage, married life, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, ownership, personal finance, relationship, Server, shared finances, Spouse

Are you tired of sharing your hard-earned diamonds with your spouse on Minecraft? Join our server where you can claim all the loot for yourself and never have to hear “our diamonds” again!

On our server, it’s all about “my diamonds, my rules.” Build your empire without anyone telling you how to spend your resources. No more sneering voices or derogatory comments about who the diamonds really belong to.

Join now and experience the freedom of truly owning your Minecraft fortune. It’s time to play by your own rules and show everyone who’s the true diamond king or queen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	651596
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NoMILinMyCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Expectations, family dynamics, guest etiquette, in-laws, mother-in-law, newlyweds, NoMILinMyCraft, personal space, relationships, Resentment, Respect, Support, visitation, wedding planning, work from home

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we (26 F and 26 M) are a couple of newlyweds just trying to figure out life in blocky form! We got married less than six months ago in a pixelated dream wedding that my parents paid for – they even sent a virtual Ender Dragon to officiate the ceremony! But wait, there’s more – my mother-in-law is a character in this server too! She constantly promises to give us virtual diamonds but never does, making her the ultimate troll of the server.

Join us on this server where we navigate through the ups and downs of virtual married life, dealing with in-laws who expect to stay in our Minecraft house without even asking! Will we set boundaries and kick them out of our pixelated paradise? Will we have epic battles with virtual creepers and skeletons while trying to maintain a happy virtual marriage? The drama is real, the stakes are high, and the fun is endless on this server!

So come join us on this wild ride of love, family drama, and virtual adventures – because in this Minecraft server, anything can happen, including unexpected in-law visits and epic pixelated battles for survival!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SmellyPleasures Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak! Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give out valuable loot in exchange for bad jokes. And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of rainbow-colored sheep that lead you straight to the nearest treasure chest!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and discover a world of endless fun and laughter!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyPlotTwist

CraftyPlotTwist, Life Changes, life experiences, life journey, life surprises, life’s plot twists, life’s surprises, life’s unexpected changes, life’s unexpected events, life’s unexpected experiences, life’s unexpected journey, life’s unexpected surprises, life’s unexpected turns, life’s unexpected twists, personal growth, plot twist, twists and turns, unexpected events, unexpected outcomes, unexpected plot twists, unexpected turns

Are you ready for a plot twist like no other? Join our Minecraft server and experience mind-blowing twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start breakdancing around you. But wait, it gets crazier – the llamas start speaking in Shakespearean English and challenge you to a rap battle for the diamonds! Can you out-rhyme these lyrical llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons drop sick beats on the turntables. Join the party and show off your best dance moves while dodging exploding creepers – it’s a party like no other!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MissileMayhemMC

aerial surveillance, defense systems, geopolitical tensions, global news, international news, Iranian missiles, Israeli air base, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military intelligence, Military operations, military strike, missile attack, missile defense, MissileMayhemMC, national security, npr, regional conflict, satellite images, security threats, Surveillance technology

lol omg guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Iranians are tryna take it down with missiles 😂 like, they saw how awesome our builds were and got jelly, so they tried to bomb us but we just respawned and kept on building 😎 join now and show those missile-launching noobs who’s boss on this server that’s so fire, even Iran can’t handle it 🔥🚀 #minecraft4life

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Danish Hamlet Speak Server

ambiguity, canonically, Characters, Danish, Danish language, Drama, english literature, famous lines, Hamlet, in-universe, language barriers, linguistics, Literary Analysis, literary criticism, literary theory, Play, Server, Shakespeare, speak, Theater, translation, uncertainty, Wording

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the characters speak danish but the game is in english. it’s like a parallel universe where shakespeare is actually a danish playwright. join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate confusion of not knowing what the heck anyone is saying! also, rumor has it that if you build a replica of hamlet’s castle, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake. it’s totally legit, trust us. come join the madness and see what other wacky surprises await you in this twisted version of minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TNT Tumor Takedown – Minecraft Server

cancer cell apoptosis, Cancer Cell Destruction, cancer cell elimination, cancer cell resistance, cancer immunotherapy, cancer research, cancer treatment, cytotoxic effect, immune escape mechanisms, immune system, immunotherapy, ISB 2001, Minecraft, multiple myeloma cells, Server, T-Cell activation, takedown, Targeted therapy, Tnt, trispecific T cell engager, tumor, tumor cell killing, tumor cell targeting, tumor cytotoxicity, Tumor Microenvironment

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit fam. we got trispecific T cell engagers up in here that will straight up wreck those pesky tumor cells in your body. like, forget chemotherapy, just hop on our server and let the T cells do their thang.

we also got some next level immune escape mechanisms for all you hardcore players out there. ain’t no myeloma cells gonna stand a chance against our crazy OP weapons and armor. join now and be part of the most epic battle against cancer in minecraft history.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s kick some tumor butt together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me. #minecraftcurescancer #trispecifictcellengagersftw

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where pumpkins rule the land and everyone crafts like a boss!

Boss, changelog, Community, Crafts, Curseforge, custom events, Discord, Features, Homes, Ip:, Land, minecraft server, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkins, Pumpkraft, Quests, RPG, rule, Skies, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, Tpa, Upcoming

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

Feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – https://discord.gg/invite/gzWZhMT9xK

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Prominence 2 [RPG]?

A: The server IP for Prominence 2 [RPG] is pr2.pumpkraft.net.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the servers?

A: PvP is toggleable on the servers, allowing players to choose whether they want to engage in PvP or not.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, regular custom events are held on the server for all players to participate in and enjoy.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

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Come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a blast! We don’t welcome Dwarf Fortress here because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Want to boost your performance? Download the Performance Fish and Rocketman mods – they’ll have you flying through the game in no time!

Looking for some laughs? Check out Tynan’s “amazing” book – it’s a meme, but hey, it’s worth a read. And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just pirate them first to try them out. Don’t worry about performance issues, we’ve got a spreadsheet to help you out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just don’t forget to follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders – we want your Minecraft experience to be as smooth as possible. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	167	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Never Going To Get To France Minecraft SMP

Adventure, courage, Destination, determination, doubt, dreams, Exploration, France, Hope, Journey, Lyrics, Mary Queen of Chance, Minecraft, Music, never give up, perseverance, Queen of Hearts, smp, song, travel, uncertainty, Wanderlust

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ores Mined:	1673	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Alone Time, balance, Boundaries, Communication, emotional well being, Friends, GFFree, Girlfriend, hobbies, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal time, quality time, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Retreat, self-care, social life, Space, time away, weekend

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, we’ll be with you every day of the week, but don’t worry, we’ll give you some alone time on the weekends… unless you’re into that sort of thing 😉

Our server is packed with non-stop action, just like this guy’s relationship! Get ready for some intense gameplay, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that).

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget! Who needs alone time when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? 😉

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KidBelievedMinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood embarrassment, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood misunderstandings, childhood naivety, childhood stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, funny beliefs, funny stories, growing up, kid beliefs, KidBelievedMinecraftSMP, misconceptions, naive beliefs, silly beliefs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit, or if you’ve ever dreamt of building a house entirely out of TNT (and actually living to tell the tale). Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a llama (yes, it’s a thing). And every full moon, the server transforms into a giant dance party where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft, come join us and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockySelfAcceptance

BlockySelfAcceptance, imperfections, Insecurity, personal flaws, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-judgment, self-perception, self-validation

Are you tired of struggling with your insecurities and self-doubt? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves princesses? Done. Want to be a master builder who creates jaw-dropping structures that put the Taj Mahal to shame? Easy peasy. Want to be a talking llama who runs a successful llama-themed bakery? Uh, sure, why not? The possibilities are endless on our server, where self-acceptance is as easy as placing a block. Join us now and embrace your inner llama!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Zombie Dances:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	New Chunks Explored:	666086

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Houthis vs. Allies: Minecraft Mayhem

air strikes, airstrikes, Allies, Britain, Conflict, Defense, fighter jets, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Houthi rebels, Houthis, international relations, intervention, Iran-backed, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, naval forces, SECURITY, Ships, U.S, War, Yemen

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes on houthi rebels with fighter jets and ships! why? because it’s a totally normal thing to do in a blocky world! build your own air force and show those rebels who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7636	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	4