Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7042
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where normies beware! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate chaos and destruction as we nuke all the normies who dare to step foot on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the heart of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous Endermen who guard it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with nukes, llamas, and hidden treasures!

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magic Items Found:	8731	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7866	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5467
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	183
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Crops Grown:	5212	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Animals Bred:	10
Farms Harvested:	616	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5313	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7256	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Votes:	2030
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Void Armor Forged:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com