Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	282	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	32
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4378
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Farms Harvested:	129	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Farms Harvested:	958
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Animals Bred:	123

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Star Shards Collected:	145	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	1849
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Shutdown Update Craze

app behavior, app shutdown, app starting up, app update, app update prompt, app version, CRAZE, prompt notification, Shutdown, shutdown prompt, software behavior, software shutdown, software starting up, software update, software update prompt, software version, starting up prompt, update, update preference, update prompt, update prompt preference, user behavior, user interaction

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	936245	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Villages Defended:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t! well guess what, we have the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! u gotta join us cuz we got unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon! yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild world of minecraft! oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night? yea, it’s lit! so come on over and let’s get this party started!

Power Players’ Pixel Paradise

Behavior, cognitive bias, confirmation bias, digital communication, fake news, influence, influence tactics, information sharing, Manipulation, media literacy, Misinformation, motivation, online behavior, Paradise, PIXEL, Players, power, Propaganda, Psychology, sharing, social influence, social media, social-networking

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

so, like, u know how some peeps just wanna be like, the boss of everything? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, u can totally be the ultimate ruler of the land! u can build ur own kingdom, make peeps bow down to u, and spread fake news like a pro! join us if u wanna be the king of fake news and have peeps believe every word u say. plus, we have like, unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s rule the minecraft world together!

Players:	99/300	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1