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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5471 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Emeralds Found: | 4395 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Join us and experience the thrill of constantly having unexpected guests who overstay their welcome. Will they pay rent? Will they clean up after themselves? Will they have a seizure and guilt-trip you into letting them stay longer? Who knows! It’s all part of the fun on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We also offer the excitement of finding mysterious bags of trash under your guests’ clothes, just like a real-life treasure hunt. And don’t forget the thrill of spending $150 on a birthday meal for someone who doesn’t even contribute to the rent. It’s like a game of “Who’s the Real Asshole?” but with virtual blocks instead of real-life consequences.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, join us now! Just be prepared for unexpected guests, guilt trips, and drama galore. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
